For those of  you who have ready Harry Potter (and are Potter nerds like myself) try and imagine this: A Wizard Duel that takes place via text message. I know it sounds crazy, but apparently it has happened. Oh yes.  The following conversation is an actual documentation of a wizard battle that took place via text message.

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Wizard 1: Avade Kedavra! hahahahh!!!!! 

Wizard 2: Ummm...I was unaware you had joined the dark side...but in that case! REDUCO!!! 

Wizard 1: Uh, if you are *dead* you can't reduce me ;) 

Wizard 2: Aahhh.....but you MISSED ;) STUPIFY!! 

Wizard 1: PROTEGO!!! *and so it beg* 

Wizard 2: CARPE RETRACTUM!! 

Wizard 1: Wait, what now? You retracted a carp? Lol Serpensortia! 

Wizard 2: NO...I trapped you in elastic! Rictoshempra!! 

Wizard 1: Dyfindo! *dodge* hahah!!! Petrificus totalus! 

Wizard 2: *dodges again* Wingardium Leviosa! *slams you into a wall* 

Wizard 1: *OOF* Bat-Bogey-Hex! 

Wizard 2: JELLY LEGS JINK!!! hahah!!!! 

Wizard 1: Protego that! LEGILLMENS! MWAHAHAH

Wizard 2: *ouch OW* Oh wait...DUH...EXPELLIARMUS!!!! Why the heck did that take me so long??? I've got your waaaaaaand!!! mwwaahahah!!! 

Wizard 1: Well, so what I have Peruvian Instant Darkness powder. *throws, POOF* 

Wizard 2: No fair! no fair! Lumos!! *looks everywhere*....Where r you?? 

Wizard 1: I've learned a trick from Dumbledore-how to be invisible. TRIP JINX! HAHAH!!! 

Wizard 2: *oof* ok...this just got PERSONAL....*grabs legs and tackles* HAH! 

Wizard 1: *struggles with wand (non-harry-vs. draco like) You want it, you can have it! *sticks up Wizard 2's nose* 

Wizard 2: *howls in pain then yanks it out.  Grabs Wizard 1's hands in an arm lock* Guess what?? I'VE learned a few tricks of my own!! Hope you like HEIGHTS! *Whips duct tape out of the pocket and proceeds to tape you to a wall...Innocent smile* 

Wizard 1: hahahahahahhahah!!!! I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER! I call truce, you win-you win! :D lol 

Wizard 2: *Takes a low bow* Thank youuuuu!!!!!